Niall Horan (Best Bits) + his laugh

Its a long story about JPJ day , so grab your popcorn

A day before yesterday I pergi JPJ test utk dpt P . To my surprise , a day before the test , I received a shocking yet enthusiastic IM from my long lost friend who sat right next to me in class . he had no idea I had a huge crush on him back in gred 6 ( yeke ? darjah 6 gred 6 ? ) haha whatever . so dye ckp " esok kau ade JPJ ke ? " . and I was like " OMG he noticed me ! " . mlm tu I found out , dye pun ade JPJ same hari dgn aku , and tmpt same . he confirmed that , sbb dye ckp , dye nmpk name aku dlm list name tu . again " OMG he noticed me ! "

esok tu tak sabar gile nak pergi JPJ . 2 reasons :

1. Im a bit confident I was going to pass the test

2. what the hell ? my ex crush will be there ! Im totally meeting him !

pakcik azmi ( my agent ) promised to pick me up at 10 , so I showered at 9 planning to have a breakfast then while waiting for him . tapi tak smpt ape2 , baru je lpas mandi about 9.15 something , pakcik azmi called telling me his on his way to pick me up . and I was like , " duhh ! " . Ravenously , aku pun pergi la IMKL tu dgn tak berbreakfastnye .

pakcik azmi bawak aku masuk office dari blkg . as we were walking to one of the counters , I found myself standing in front of a boy which brought my spirit back to when I was twelve . ceyh ayat novel . tapi mase tu dye membelakangi aku la . and then I glanced away as I was a little scared he might not like me for I am always a shy girl . HAHA ! but he noticed me grinning alone like a Cheshire cat and I noticed that so I went " OMG what should I do ?! " . so I braved myself and sat next to him . his face , ahh , how could I describe , serene . eventhough he was cuter when our conversations were havoc back then . his face still drowned myself in memories of a first crush . our conversation went good and warm . I started the conversation ( not the usual me ) " hye ! kaw sesi berape ? " . dye dtg sendiri so dye taktau ape2 . so I pun bawak la dye pergi dekat list ( ouh heaven ) . kitorang sembang2 la sikit2 . okay mase kene berkumpul dlm dewan , I don't know why I was so stupid , we walked barely together because I don't know whether to walk with him or not . and I bet he felt the same way , because both of us like , walking alone but close to each other . masuk dewan , dye duduk atas kerusi belah dalam , ( hopefully he was hoping me to sit next to him ) , tapi aku pergi duduk kat tmpt lain ! well it was a quick decision , I dont want him to feel stringy by me . that would a cost a pride to me . bosan gile dlm dewan tu , sumpah lame nak mampus tunggu .

okay this paragraph is all about the test . angke giliran aku sepatutnye 5 , but since that number 3 didn't show up , , I came up with number 4 . ( because number 4 moved up to number 3 ) . I was starting to shake . I was nervous . Btw , I saw Wan Aminur Rahman . okay I heard stories pasal clutch kereta tak same . dahla nasib mmg selalu malang kan . kereta yg aku dpt tu , bergetar2 , dari stereng hingge ke aircond . adeh . clutch , paddle minyak , terlalu longgar . handbrake , pun longgar . mase dlm kerete tu mmg doa2 . mase turn aku tu , aku bawak dah cntk dah ! weh berhenti tepat2 ! minyak , okay , clutch okay , " ughh ! " tarik handbrake . " noooo ! " kereta undo . stupid ! and then aku taktau nak buat ape ! I was so embarrassed when the JPJ lady , or should I call witch , shouted at me " woi ! kluar dari kereta tu skrg ! kaw dah gagal ! " . aku ketuk tgh2 stereng tu , lpas tu keluar . habis maruah aku tergadai begitu sahaja di tgh2 jalan . Mase nak dpt cop JPJ tu , I bumped into Farhan . I told him about my failure . and my tears started to run down my cheeks . Farhan pun bagi semangat .

moving on to bahagian 3 . jalan raya . lame gile tunggu turn , mase tu semue org mesti lalu jalan 2 , sbb jalan 1 ade wedding . I was so confident Im gonna past this test ( at least ) sbb , eh aku tau la aku boleh bawak . haha . Sepatutnye actually , aku dpt JPJ perempuan , aku dah cuak gile , dah mengadu2 dekat makcik sbelah aku tu ( dye pass bukit parking and 3 penjuru . okay I was pissed off ) . skali , I was lucky enough she was out for break . not long enough . aku dpt JPJ llaki . bersyukur dah nih . bukak pintu , " assalamualaikum pakcik ! " enthusiastic gile ! but then , krek krek .......... no answer . and I was like , " what the ...... " . so I settled on with the 5 free marks . and suddenly , a monster voice appeared ... ceyh ! " jalan ! " . terkejut aku . aku pun bwk la . cuak ni . dah keluar tu , aku tukar gear 2 , then aku baru sedar yg aku bwk tak smpai 10 km sejam . aku baru sedar yg pedal minyak tu , aku tekan baru mukadimah , kene tekan lagi dalam . nak elak lubang la . smpai tak sedar aku dah mkn jalan . lpas tu pulak pakcik tu jerit " apesal mkn jalan ni ? " . I was concentrating , takde mase la nak jwb weh ! kaw tu tulis markah je ! so aku diam . lpas tu dye jerit lagi kuat " kenape awk mkn jalan ?! " . terpaksela jwb . sayup2 je " sbb saye nak adjust kereta " . lpas tu pusing dekat jambatan , then tibe2 je dye ckp " berhenti kat sini . so I was like " what the ? belum smpai pasar gombak lagi pun ! " then dye pun ckp " awak tau tak ape kesalahan awk ? awk dah buat 2 kesalahan . satu , awk mkn jalan mase keluar , due , awk langgar double line mase corner . " . so I took a quick look at the road . mane ade double line , I know la dah terpadam , but I was sure enough I handled it correctly . yg mkn jalan tadi tu mmg la . I bet he drew the double line himself in his mind . so patah la balik . malu gile sbb skejap gile bawak . just a few minutes leaving IMKL , dah patah balik . so I met Wan . lpas tu aku cerite dekat dye , menangis . lagi . at least bagi la aku tunjuk kebolehan dekat jalan raya , tak masuk jalan raya pun lagi !

phone aku mati mase tu . so tak tau mcmmne nak balik . I wandered around IMKL for hours before deciding to knock on pakcik azmi's house a few metres away from IMKL . smpai rumah dlm pukul 3 . tak solat lagi ni . call kaknini , umi , ari , nada , wana ( dye tinggal phone ) , fara , haziq , omar , azri . menangis2 dekat phone smpai 3.45 . I was dissapointed with myself . repeat 15 March . hopefully I passed or Im gonna post another long story like this .