Its a long story about JPJ day , so grab your popcorn

A day before yesterday I pergi JPJ test utk dpt P . To my surprise , a day before the test , I received a shocking yet enthusiastic IM from my long lost friend who sat right next to me in class . he had no idea I had a huge crush on him back in gred 6 ( yeke ? darjah 6 gred 6 ? ) haha whatever . so dye ckp " esok kau ade JPJ ke ? " . and I was like " OMG he noticed me ! " . mlm tu I found out , dye pun ade JPJ same hari dgn aku , and tmpt same . he confirmed that , sbb dye ckp , dye nmpk name aku dlm list name tu . again " OMG he noticed me ! "

esok tu tak sabar gile nak pergi JPJ . 2 reasons :

1. Im a bit confident I was going to pass the test

2. what the hell ? my ex crush will be there ! Im totally meeting him !

pakcik azmi ( my agent ) promised to pick me up at 10 , so I showered at 9 planning to have a breakfast then while waiting for him . tapi tak smpt ape2 , baru je lpas mandi about 9.15 something , pakcik azmi called telling me his on his way to pick me up . and I was like , " duhh ! " . Ravenously , aku pun pergi la IMKL tu dgn tak berbreakfastnye .

pakcik azmi bawak aku masuk office dari blkg . as we were walking to one of the counters , I found myself standing in front of a boy which brought my spirit back to when I was twelve . ceyh ayat novel . tapi mase tu dye membelakangi aku la . and then I glanced away as I was a little scared he might not like me for I am always a shy girl . HAHA ! but he noticed me grinning alone like a Cheshire cat and I noticed that so I went " OMG what should I do ?! " . so I braved myself and sat next to him . his face , ahh , how could I describe , serene . eventhough he was cuter when our conversations were havoc back then . his face still drowned myself in memories of a first crush . our conversation went good and warm . I started the conversation ( not the usual me ) " hye ! kaw sesi berape ? " . dye dtg sendiri so dye taktau ape2 . so I pun bawak la dye pergi dekat list ( ouh heaven ) . kitorang sembang2 la sikit2 . okay mase kene berkumpul dlm dewan , I don't know why I was so stupid , we walked barely together because I don't know whether to walk with him or not . and I bet he felt the same way , because both of us like , walking alone but close to each other . masuk dewan , dye duduk atas kerusi belah dalam , ( hopefully he was hoping me to sit next to him ) , tapi aku pergi duduk kat tmpt lain ! well it was a quick decision , I dont want him to feel stringy by me . that would a cost a pride to me . bosan gile dlm dewan tu , sumpah lame nak mampus tunggu .

okay this paragraph is all about the test . angke giliran aku sepatutnye 5 , but since that number 3 didn't show up , , I came up with number 4 . ( because number 4 moved up to number 3 ) . I was starting to shake . I was nervous . Btw , I saw Wan Aminur Rahman . okay I heard stories pasal clutch kereta tak same . dahla nasib mmg selalu malang kan . kereta yg aku dpt tu , bergetar2 , dari stereng hingge ke aircond . adeh . clutch , paddle minyak , terlalu longgar . handbrake , pun longgar . mase dlm kerete tu mmg doa2 . mase turn aku tu , aku bawak dah cntk dah ! weh berhenti tepat2 ! minyak , okay , clutch okay , " ughh ! " tarik handbrake . " noooo ! " kereta undo . stupid ! and then aku taktau nak buat ape ! I was so embarrassed when the JPJ lady , or should I call witch , shouted at me " woi ! kluar dari kereta tu skrg ! kaw dah gagal ! " . aku ketuk tgh2 stereng tu , lpas tu keluar . habis maruah aku tergadai begitu sahaja di tgh2 jalan . Mase nak dpt cop JPJ tu , I bumped into Farhan . I told him about my failure . and my tears started to run down my cheeks . Farhan pun bagi semangat .

moving on to bahagian 3 . jalan raya . lame gile tunggu turn , mase tu semue org mesti lalu jalan 2 , sbb jalan 1 ade wedding . I was so confident Im gonna past this test ( at least ) sbb , eh aku tau la aku boleh bawak . haha . Sepatutnye actually , aku dpt JPJ perempuan , aku dah cuak gile , dah mengadu2 dekat makcik sbelah aku tu ( dye pass bukit parking and 3 penjuru . okay I was pissed off ) . skali , I was lucky enough she was out for break . not long enough . aku dpt JPJ llaki . bersyukur dah nih . bukak pintu , " assalamualaikum pakcik ! " enthusiastic gile ! but then , krek krek .......... no answer . and I was like , " what the ...... " . so I settled on with the 5 free marks . and suddenly , a monster voice appeared ... ceyh ! " jalan ! " . terkejut aku . aku pun bwk la . cuak ni . dah keluar tu , aku tukar gear 2 , then aku baru sedar yg aku bwk tak smpai 10 km sejam . aku baru sedar yg pedal minyak tu , aku tekan baru mukadimah , kene tekan lagi dalam . nak elak lubang la . smpai tak sedar aku dah mkn jalan . lpas tu pulak pakcik tu jerit " apesal mkn jalan ni ? " . I was concentrating , takde mase la nak jwb weh ! kaw tu tulis markah je ! so aku diam . lpas tu dye jerit lagi kuat " kenape awk mkn jalan ?! " . terpaksela jwb . sayup2 je " sbb saye nak adjust kereta " . lpas tu pusing dekat jambatan , then tibe2 je dye ckp " berhenti kat sini . so I was like " what the ? belum smpai pasar gombak lagi pun ! " then dye pun ckp " awak tau tak ape kesalahan awk ? awk dah buat 2 kesalahan . satu , awk mkn jalan mase keluar , due , awk langgar double line mase corner . " . so I took a quick look at the road . mane ade double line , I know la dah terpadam , but I was sure enough I handled it correctly . yg mkn jalan tadi tu mmg la . I bet he drew the double line himself in his mind . so patah la balik . malu gile sbb skejap gile bawak . just a few minutes leaving IMKL , dah patah balik . so I met Wan . lpas tu aku cerite dekat dye , menangis . lagi . at least bagi la aku tunjuk kebolehan dekat jalan raya , tak masuk jalan raya pun lagi !

phone aku mati mase tu . so tak tau mcmmne nak balik . I wandered around IMKL for hours before deciding to knock on pakcik azmi's house a few metres away from IMKL . smpai rumah dlm pukul 3 . tak solat lagi ni . call kaknini , umi , ari , nada , wana ( dye tinggal phone ) , fara , haziq , omar , azri . menangis2 dekat phone smpai 3.45 . I was dissapointed with myself . repeat 15 March . hopefully I passed or Im gonna post another long story like this .

One Direction's Niall Horan talks going home, getting naked and er, chic...

Girls Day Out !

bukak sorang2 je

Yesterday I went to KLCC with my cousin , asya . kitorang tengok Chronicle . best . korang kene tengok . P/s : Andrew's mine . and don't ever put the blame on him okay !

sedaaap !

I nak cerite ni . haha . aku datang dgn kekayaan , balik dgn kemiskinan . Duhh Im a real shopaholic . As I told you before ( If I told you before ) , kalau shopping , mesti je nak habiskan duit yg ade . besar nnt credit card suami pegang . haha . so , do you remember the Vincci Wedgy that I missed ? well I BOUGHT ITTTTTT ! HAHAHAHA . but not the sale price . I bought it with original price . so I was left with only RM 5 , and a couple of coins . but then I bought a RM3.50 oreo cookie . and again , I was dumbfounded by the fact , I was left with RM 2 . haha . menyesal but the moment the oreo cookie crushed in my mouth , it gave a wonderful taste , and I was like in a cloud nine . so the regret was no more a big deal . tapi menyesal beli kasut Vincci tu sbb ade bag MnG yg cntk .

comey tak saye ? haha

kitorang mkn mcm bnyk jugak la . Alfredo kot . ice cream ape tah . and coney dog !

she ate it . first

okay ramai betul llaki handsome smlm , 1st , i bought the Vincci wedgy sbb promoter tu , aww , how cute , I was still considering to buy the wedgy because , it's not quite affordable , for me . tapi kenape dye pgg kasut tu , sbelah kedue2 telinge dye ! selain drpd faktor org kelantan sbelah aku yg suruh aku beli tibe2 je , dtg out of nowhere , " beli la . comey ! " . plus , promoter tu pun satu ! mcm tau2 je aku dah cair , dye buat2 muke comel pulak . " so nak ke tak ? " . I was supposed to be looking at the shoes for consideration , but since that the shoes was slightly just a few centimeters away from his face , my eyes just went straight to his angelic face . and instantaneously , i said " ambikla ambikla . " . duhh fool ! . 2nd , ade la pulak llaki ni , hot gile , dekat 1901 . lpas tu ade lagi mat salleh remaja yg sngt hot heading to ... pejabat pos ?

gorgeous hah ?

nak masuk petrosains sebenarnye . tapi duit dah habis . haha ! so balik tu , tambang lrt , RM 2 , then asya's father picked us up . so I came back with a couple of penny . which totally valued nothing in this world of cyber . tibe2 je cyber .

ooo , delisiooso

okay bye !

Mee , Radio , Cendol

today's schedule adalah , driving class with Amar . smlm tidur lmbt , so I undergo complication to wake up . tapi bngun la jgk pkul 6.25 . pakcik azmi kate nak dtg pukul 7 tapi dtg pukul 7.20 . dye lupe nak call . haha

mcm biase kitorang dibawa breakfast di Restoran Merah dekat Greenwood . sbb aku dah muak mkn roti canai dan ape2 shj yg sewaktu dgnnye ( thaqwa dpn rumah ) , aku pun ingt nk mkn nasi lemak . skali pakcik azmi order roti canai ! pakcik azmi mkn mee goreng . mak aih nmpk sedap gile mee dye .

pakcik azmi tinggal aku dgn amar je dlm kereta . kitorang kene bwk sendiri la . mule2 amar yg bawak . 1 jam . bosan gile sbb pakcik azmi pasang Hot fm , so aku pun tukar la radio , cari Fly , Hitz dgn Red fm . lpas tu set utk number 2,3 dgn 4 . suke2 hati je kan ! lain kali naik kereta tukar la channel . haha ! I suck at tiga penjuru . mesti senget .

mase dlm kereta ketika ketiadaan pakcik azmi , adlh masa aku dgn amar berkaraoke . kitorang nyayi kuat gile ! haha , okay suare amar sumbang gile . mmg bkn sumbang yg buat2 . even i've no idea i could meet someone with such horrible pitch . haha . mase aku bwk mcm berlagak gile . sbb nak menyanyi , lepas steering . lpas tu cuak . hahaha .

pakcik azmi kan pemurah . balik tu , dye belanje cendol dekat dpn masjid . sambil mkn , smbil dengar tazkirah . tazkirah psal mknn pulak tu . kene jage badan la . padahal tgh menelan lemak dkt depan masjid .

Lets get healthy !

smlm Nada ajak jogging . lpas tu skali dye kate Didat ikut , lpas tu sbb nada tak reply aku IM Didat , tnye dekat mane , dye ckp dekat track merentas desa , so tau la Amir pun ade . lpas tu Didat ckp , Shahir dgn Munawwar pun ade skali . tapi mase IM Nawar , dye kate malas . so pagi2 , mase pergi ade Amir , Shahir dgn Didat je .

kitorang mule dari skolah . mase mule2 jogging tu mcm okay la . bertenaga . aku dahla dgn tak breakfast nye . lpas tu bdak2 llaki mcm biase la , dah lead . kesian Nada , sbb aku letih , kitorang terpakse jalan jauh di blkg . siap berhenti beli air lagi tu .

waktu dah nak smpai mcm dah nak smpai lorong nak masuk rumah aku , aku dgn Nada ingt nak pergi thaqwa . tapi bdak2 llaki dah ke depan . so kitorang bla je la . lpas tu shahir call . kitorang tunggu la dulu kat thaqwa . lepak lame jgk la dekat thaqwa . smpai pukul 11 . tapi aku terlupe nak breakfast . haha !

adeh . so here I am , at home , again , alone , boring , now what should I do . Im ravenous and sleepy and boring and all the moods that could drive me crazy . next time you'll see me in hospital , laughing and talking with some imaginary friends .

Fara dan Kuncu-kuncunya ( at least )

Hye ! tadi aku dan izwana pergi lepak rumah Fara . tak plan pun sebenarnye . Fara yg IM ckp Wana nak dtg , so tumpang la . Masalahnye Wana bawak motor . aku cam cuak jgk la . sbb .. Wana ?

mmg pun , naik motor dgn Wana , lebih rela naik rollercoaster . mase naik jejantas tu rase mcm motor tu akn rempuh penghadang and terbang straight to heaven . Wana bawak mcm tak stable je aku rase , dahla tak tengok kiri knn , jalan org , main redah je !

Kat rumah Fara kitorang lepak dekat bilik Fara , dye tunjuk lagu Marsmallow la . inai dekat kucing dye . Wana sepatutnye ade driving class . tapi tibe2 tak jadi .

petang tu pergi taman , snap snap snap . tapi mcm kacau sikit sbb ade bdak2 india main bola . haha ! lpas tu kitorang pergi

pasarmlm , aku minum air Bandung yg ade mcm cincau dgn apetah dlm tu . Wana la tu , perkenalkan , lpas tu beli ayah Fara pnye spaghetti . yum !

balik tu , kene marah dgn abah sbb naik motor . haha ! okay sebenarnye , AKU DGN WANA NYARIS ACCIDENT ! wana la , jalan orang , tak berhenti , terus je jalan . motor pakcik tu betul2 dekat dgn kitorang , dah nak langgar kaki aku . lpas tu pakcik tu marah . dye jerit ape tah dekat kitorang . Hopefully dye tak serang kitorang malam ni . HAHA !

I swear to God , that I'll never ever ever ride a motorbike with wana again . Ye saye mmg malang . Kunci rumah tertinggal dekat rumah Fara ! nasib baik mase tu afif nak keluar . kalau tak mmg tak masuk rumah .

Together We Cry

Hancur luluh hatiku ( ceyh ayat ombak rindu ) sbb tak dpt jadi First ever follower the script's " secret twitter " . aku bkk facebook , lpas tu terbace The Script post ,

" We've made a secret Twitter profile which is the answer to this question 'What was the first single on our first album?' The first fan to follow the profile wins and we'll follow and tweet the winner "

I searched high and low for any possibilities regarding " We Cry " , sbb bile type We Cry je tak jmpe pun ! Ika pun dah kecewa . maybe sbb mase aku bace tu mcm dah 18 minutes late mcm tu la jgk .

So , together we cry .

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