Niall Horan (Best Bits) + his laugh

Its a long story about JPJ day , so grab your popcorn

A day before yesterday I pergi JPJ test utk dpt P . To my surprise , a day before the test , I received a shocking yet enthusiastic IM from my long lost friend who sat right next to me in class . he had no idea I had a huge crush on him back in gred 6 ( yeke ? darjah 6 gred 6 ? ) haha whatever . so dye ckp " esok kau ade JPJ ke ? " . and I was like " OMG he noticed me ! " . mlm tu I found out , dye pun ade JPJ same hari dgn aku , and tmpt same . he confirmed that , sbb dye ckp , dye nmpk name aku dlm list name tu . again " OMG he noticed me ! "

esok tu tak sabar gile nak pergi JPJ . 2 reasons :

1. Im a bit confident I was going to pass the test

2. what the hell ? my ex crush will be there ! Im totally meeting him !

pakcik azmi ( my agent ) promised to pick me up at 10 , so I showered at 9 planning to have a breakfast then while waiting for him . tapi tak smpt ape2 , baru je lpas mandi about 9.15 something , pakcik azmi called telling me his on his way to pick me up . and I was like , " duhh ! " . Ravenously , aku pun pergi la IMKL tu dgn tak berbreakfastnye .

pakcik azmi bawak aku masuk office dari blkg . as we were walking to one of the counters , I found myself standing in front of a boy which brought my spirit back to when I was twelve . ceyh ayat novel . tapi mase tu dye membelakangi aku la . and then I glanced away as I was a little scared he might not like me for I am always a shy girl . HAHA ! but he noticed me grinning alone like a Cheshire cat and I noticed that so I went " OMG what should I do ?! " . so I braved myself and sat next to him . his face , ahh , how could I describe , serene . eventhough he was cuter when our conversations were havoc back then . his face still drowned myself in memories of a first crush . our conversation went good and warm . I started the conversation ( not the usual me ) " hye ! kaw sesi berape ? " . dye dtg sendiri so dye taktau ape2 . so I pun bawak la dye pergi dekat list ( ouh heaven ) . kitorang sembang2 la sikit2 . okay mase kene berkumpul dlm dewan , I don't know why I was so stupid , we walked barely together because I don't know whether to walk with him or not . and I bet he felt the same way , because both of us like , walking alone but close to each other . masuk dewan , dye duduk atas kerusi belah dalam , ( hopefully he was hoping me to sit next to him ) , tapi aku pergi duduk kat tmpt lain ! well it was a quick decision , I dont want him to feel stringy by me . that would a cost a pride to me . bosan gile dlm dewan tu , sumpah lame nak mampus tunggu .

okay this paragraph is all about the test . angke giliran aku sepatutnye 5 , but since that number 3 didn't show up , , I came up with number 4 . ( because number 4 moved up to number 3 ) . I was starting to shake . I was nervous . Btw , I saw Wan Aminur Rahman . okay I heard stories pasal clutch kereta tak same . dahla nasib mmg selalu malang kan . kereta yg aku dpt tu , bergetar2 , dari stereng hingge ke aircond . adeh . clutch , paddle minyak , terlalu longgar . handbrake , pun longgar . mase dlm kerete tu mmg doa2 . mase turn aku tu , aku bawak dah cntk dah ! weh berhenti tepat2 ! minyak , okay , clutch okay , " ughh ! " tarik handbrake . " noooo ! " kereta undo . stupid ! and then aku taktau nak buat ape ! I was so embarrassed when the JPJ lady , or should I call witch , shouted at me " woi ! kluar dari kereta tu skrg ! kaw dah gagal ! " . aku ketuk tgh2 stereng tu , lpas tu keluar . habis maruah aku tergadai begitu sahaja di tgh2 jalan . Mase nak dpt cop JPJ tu , I bumped into Farhan . I told him about my failure . and my tears started to run down my cheeks . Farhan pun bagi semangat .

moving on to bahagian 3 . jalan raya . lame gile tunggu turn , mase tu semue org mesti lalu jalan 2 , sbb jalan 1 ade wedding . I was so confident Im gonna past this test ( at least ) sbb , eh aku tau la aku boleh bawak . haha . Sepatutnye actually , aku dpt JPJ perempuan , aku dah cuak gile , dah mengadu2 dekat makcik sbelah aku tu ( dye pass bukit parking and 3 penjuru . okay I was pissed off ) . skali , I was lucky enough she was out for break . not long enough . aku dpt JPJ llaki . bersyukur dah nih . bukak pintu , " assalamualaikum pakcik ! " enthusiastic gile ! but then , krek krek .......... no answer . and I was like , " what the ...... " . so I settled on with the 5 free marks . and suddenly , a monster voice appeared ... ceyh ! " jalan ! " . terkejut aku . aku pun bwk la . cuak ni . dah keluar tu , aku tukar gear 2 , then aku baru sedar yg aku bwk tak smpai 10 km sejam . aku baru sedar yg pedal minyak tu , aku tekan baru mukadimah , kene tekan lagi dalam . nak elak lubang la . smpai tak sedar aku dah mkn jalan . lpas tu pulak pakcik tu jerit " apesal mkn jalan ni ? " . I was concentrating , takde mase la nak jwb weh ! kaw tu tulis markah je ! so aku diam . lpas tu dye jerit lagi kuat " kenape awk mkn jalan ?! " . terpaksela jwb . sayup2 je " sbb saye nak adjust kereta " . lpas tu pusing dekat jambatan , then tibe2 je dye ckp " berhenti kat sini . so I was like " what the ? belum smpai pasar gombak lagi pun ! " then dye pun ckp " awak tau tak ape kesalahan awk ? awk dah buat 2 kesalahan . satu , awk mkn jalan mase keluar , due , awk langgar double line mase corner . " . so I took a quick look at the road . mane ade double line , I know la dah terpadam , but I was sure enough I handled it correctly . yg mkn jalan tadi tu mmg la . I bet he drew the double line himself in his mind . so patah la balik . malu gile sbb skejap gile bawak . just a few minutes leaving IMKL , dah patah balik . so I met Wan . lpas tu aku cerite dekat dye , menangis . lagi . at least bagi la aku tunjuk kebolehan dekat jalan raya , tak masuk jalan raya pun lagi !

phone aku mati mase tu . so tak tau mcmmne nak balik . I wandered around IMKL for hours before deciding to knock on pakcik azmi's house a few metres away from IMKL . smpai rumah dlm pukul 3 . tak solat lagi ni . call kaknini , umi , ari , nada , wana ( dye tinggal phone ) , fara , haziq , omar , azri . menangis2 dekat phone smpai 3.45 . I was dissapointed with myself . repeat 15 March . hopefully I passed or Im gonna post another long story like this .

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Girls Day Out !

bukak sorang2 je

Yesterday I went to KLCC with my cousin , asya . kitorang tengok Chronicle . best . korang kene tengok . P/s : Andrew's mine . and don't ever put the blame on him okay !

sedaaap !

I nak cerite ni . haha . aku datang dgn kekayaan , balik dgn kemiskinan . Duhh Im a real shopaholic . As I told you before ( If I told you before ) , kalau shopping , mesti je nak habiskan duit yg ade . besar nnt credit card suami pegang . haha . so , do you remember the Vincci Wedgy that I missed ? well I BOUGHT ITTTTTT ! HAHAHAHA . but not the sale price . I bought it with original price . so I was left with only RM 5 , and a couple of coins . but then I bought a RM3.50 oreo cookie . and again , I was dumbfounded by the fact , I was left with RM 2 . haha . menyesal but the moment the oreo cookie crushed in my mouth , it gave a wonderful taste , and I was like in a cloud nine . so the regret was no more a big deal . tapi menyesal beli kasut Vincci tu sbb ade bag MnG yg cntk .

comey tak saye ? haha

kitorang mkn mcm bnyk jugak la . Alfredo kot . ice cream ape tah . and coney dog !

she ate it . first

okay ramai betul llaki handsome smlm , 1st , i bought the Vincci wedgy sbb promoter tu , aww , how cute , I was still considering to buy the wedgy because , it's not quite affordable , for me . tapi kenape dye pgg kasut tu , sbelah kedue2 telinge dye ! selain drpd faktor org kelantan sbelah aku yg suruh aku beli tibe2 je , dtg out of nowhere , " beli la . comey ! " . plus , promoter tu pun satu ! mcm tau2 je aku dah cair , dye buat2 muke comel pulak . " so nak ke tak ? " . I was supposed to be looking at the shoes for consideration , but since that the shoes was slightly just a few centimeters away from his face , my eyes just went straight to his angelic face . and instantaneously , i said " ambikla ambikla . " . duhh fool ! . 2nd , ade la pulak llaki ni , hot gile , dekat 1901 . lpas tu ade lagi mat salleh remaja yg sngt hot heading to ... pejabat pos ?

gorgeous hah ?

nak masuk petrosains sebenarnye . tapi duit dah habis . haha ! so balik tu , tambang lrt , RM 2 , then asya's father picked us up . so I came back with a couple of penny . which totally valued nothing in this world of cyber . tibe2 je cyber .

ooo , delisiooso

okay bye !

Mee , Radio , Cendol

today's schedule adalah , driving class with Amar . smlm tidur lmbt , so I undergo complication to wake up . tapi bngun la jgk pkul 6.25 . pakcik azmi kate nak dtg pukul 7 tapi dtg pukul 7.20 . dye lupe nak call . haha

mcm biase kitorang dibawa breakfast di Restoran Merah dekat Greenwood . sbb aku dah muak mkn roti canai dan ape2 shj yg sewaktu dgnnye ( thaqwa dpn rumah ) , aku pun ingt nk mkn nasi lemak . skali pakcik azmi order roti canai ! pakcik azmi mkn mee goreng . mak aih nmpk sedap gile mee dye .

pakcik azmi tinggal aku dgn amar je dlm kereta . kitorang kene bwk sendiri la . mule2 amar yg bawak . 1 jam . bosan gile sbb pakcik azmi pasang Hot fm , so aku pun tukar la radio , cari Fly , Hitz dgn Red fm . lpas tu set utk number 2,3 dgn 4 . suke2 hati je kan ! lain kali naik kereta tukar la channel . haha ! I suck at tiga penjuru . mesti senget .

mase dlm kereta ketika ketiadaan pakcik azmi , adlh masa aku dgn amar berkaraoke . kitorang nyayi kuat gile ! haha , okay suare amar sumbang gile . mmg bkn sumbang yg buat2 . even i've no idea i could meet someone with such horrible pitch . haha . mase aku bwk mcm berlagak gile . sbb nak menyanyi , lepas steering . lpas tu cuak . hahaha .

pakcik azmi kan pemurah . balik tu , dye belanje cendol dekat dpn masjid . sambil mkn , smbil dengar tazkirah . tazkirah psal mknn pulak tu . kene jage badan la . padahal tgh menelan lemak dkt depan masjid .

Lets get healthy !

smlm Nada ajak jogging . lpas tu skali dye kate Didat ikut , lpas tu sbb nada tak reply aku IM Didat , tnye dekat mane , dye ckp dekat track merentas desa , so tau la Amir pun ade . lpas tu Didat ckp , Shahir dgn Munawwar pun ade skali . tapi mase IM Nawar , dye kate malas . so pagi2 , mase pergi ade Amir , Shahir dgn Didat je .

kitorang mule dari skolah . mase mule2 jogging tu mcm okay la . bertenaga . aku dahla dgn tak breakfast nye . lpas tu bdak2 llaki mcm biase la , dah lead . kesian Nada , sbb aku letih , kitorang terpakse jalan jauh di blkg . siap berhenti beli air lagi tu .

waktu dah nak smpai mcm dah nak smpai lorong nak masuk rumah aku , aku dgn Nada ingt nak pergi thaqwa . tapi bdak2 llaki dah ke depan . so kitorang bla je la . lpas tu shahir call . kitorang tunggu la dulu kat thaqwa . lepak lame jgk la dekat thaqwa . smpai pukul 11 . tapi aku terlupe nak breakfast . haha !

adeh . so here I am , at home , again , alone , boring , now what should I do . Im ravenous and sleepy and boring and all the moods that could drive me crazy . next time you'll see me in hospital , laughing and talking with some imaginary friends .

Fara dan Kuncu-kuncunya ( at least )

Hye ! tadi aku dan izwana pergi lepak rumah Fara . tak plan pun sebenarnye . Fara yg IM ckp Wana nak dtg , so tumpang la . Masalahnye Wana bawak motor . aku cam cuak jgk la . sbb .. Wana ?

mmg pun , naik motor dgn Wana , lebih rela naik rollercoaster . mase naik jejantas tu rase mcm motor tu akn rempuh penghadang and terbang straight to heaven . Wana bawak mcm tak stable je aku rase , dahla tak tengok kiri knn , jalan org , main redah je !

Kat rumah Fara kitorang lepak dekat bilik Fara , dye tunjuk lagu Marsmallow la . inai dekat kucing dye . Wana sepatutnye ade driving class . tapi tibe2 tak jadi .

petang tu pergi taman , snap snap snap . tapi mcm kacau sikit sbb ade bdak2 india main bola . haha ! lpas tu kitorang pergi

pasarmlm , aku minum air Bandung yg ade mcm cincau dgn apetah dlm tu . Wana la tu , perkenalkan , lpas tu beli ayah Fara pnye spaghetti . yum !

balik tu , kene marah dgn abah sbb naik motor . haha ! okay sebenarnye , AKU DGN WANA NYARIS ACCIDENT ! wana la , jalan orang , tak berhenti , terus je jalan . motor pakcik tu betul2 dekat dgn kitorang , dah nak langgar kaki aku . lpas tu pakcik tu marah . dye jerit ape tah dekat kitorang . Hopefully dye tak serang kitorang malam ni . HAHA !

I swear to God , that I'll never ever ever ride a motorbike with wana again . Ye saye mmg malang . Kunci rumah tertinggal dekat rumah Fara ! nasib baik mase tu afif nak keluar . kalau tak mmg tak masuk rumah .